Three not-quite-drabbles for demented-sniper
Pre-order Assassins Creed III with GameStop and receive the Exclusive Lost Mayan Ruins single player mission and the Sawtooth Sword weapon unlock!
“But Sabrina you bitched and complained about another AC game not being Desmond-plot, why are you ordering it half a year before it comes out?”
“Fuck you, that’s why.”
OMG GUYS SERIOUSLY MAYAN RUINS WERE ONE OF THE THINGS ON MY LIST OF THINGS I WANTED. ALONG WITH UNDERWATER ALEXANDRIA AND THE TOMBS OF EYPT OBVIOUSLY.
I invite you do take a moment and watch this gif. I mean really watch it. Watch that one Klingon literally just jump onto that table and that other Klingon having a seizure in the chair on the side. And the one that tripped over nothing in the middle. I invite you to take a gander at the four guys standing stark still in the background, not reacting, just watching.
And thank god you don’t live in the 60’s and fight scenes are better choreographed than this.
